The Gay-Rule Book
The G-rule Book vol. 1
We hear about those sex manuals, and they could be the strangest thing that could be held by a manual, but who says it stops here! Isn't it fun to have one of our own, "the gay rule book!" wow and they said we couldn't get any gayer! This book might sound as a fun-read to you, but it's also good for you to gather info so it'll be useful for you in the most unexpected situations, also it's very informative and fun-like if you're new-be in the gay scene, so it'll be your first gay manual ever! So keep in mind these are rules aren't made because we were born to obey, but those are made to protect you, and help you doge situations and adjust to a stronger gay lifestyle, which you'll be leading right…
1- Never wear sexy underwear in front of your best friend! They’re red limited lines, and that is friendship. You don’t want things to get awkward, plus that's your precious body that you shield and protect and hide it for the special one only.
2- Ok do you know those moments were a car stops to ask you for directions and then he starts to chat, and asking you for a ride?! Well, always turn down the proposition with a firm NO, and walk away no matter how many times he calls you or horn at you.
3- If you ever had that hunch when a taxi driver is feeling you up, to get your number, or asks for having tea with him, well, playing dumb is what you need to do, so he won’t argue, and when that happens do not let him know where you live, make him stop the car at a building near your house, hide there for 15 min to make sure he’s gone and be sure he’s not around.
4- If you noticed someone pointing at you and making laughs, well if you’re with a friend, just point back and whisper “just laugh with me”, and you both laugh.
5- Avoid a catwalk on main streets, so cars filled with d*ck heads and especially taxies won’t stop to make a pass or try to hit on you. Ewwwwwwww
6- We always support guarding virginity for the right person, but if you’re already doing it, always, whenever and with whomever, use protection, aka; condoms!
7- Ok guys, some of us get whistled at, hit at, called for, yelled at, and cursed at, and all that happen, while walking or doing anything else, turning again, to see, or respond, makes the comment he said worth noticing, plus if you did respond, technically the comment is about you, so NEVER LOOK BACK or check whose voice it is, just move on.
8- Gay pocket must-haves are: lip balm, tic tack, and a pressed powder.
9- Two numbers you never ask a gay guy about: his dick’s size, and how many shoes he have cause it’s never enough!
10- Having your ex-boyfriend as a close friend may seem a great idea at the moment to shake off the guilt of not having him in your life at all, but it’s always a bad idea, for many reasons, one is not be able to talk to him about dating and deeper stuff. People need to be under categories in your life, he's either a friend, best friend, family, roommate…and he need to be in one.
11- We all love gossip, who have a crush on who, who dumped who, but spreading the rumors or the gossip itself, may cause you problems that may end up biting you on the butt, so listening isn’t bad as talking, but don’t be the person who talk it off to other people in the community from what it stand for it’s invasion of privacy, and lack of compassion to other people, cause only God knows how you'll be hurt when others do it to you.
12- When dating a person for the first time, and you two really clicked, going for a kiss won’t be that fast if you felt up for it, so the perfect way is to tell him how you really like to kiss him, for the heat of the moment it may happen, but don’t go further. But if the other person felt its going fast, don’t be down, cause when most guys do that it means that he really likes you and he don’t want to blew it, and want to know you more, or he’s not comfortable with his breath, so it’s ok, just make sure to respect his stand.
13- Never sleep with hair styling products in your hair, unless you’re planning on going bald by your mid 20s!
14- One night stands are not sexually dangerous only, but they're also bad for your rep; (reputation), gays do talk all the time, when they get together, and lets say they mentioned your name or you as you, a guy may say, “oh yeah, I slept with him…” and maybe more, so you don’t want to be labeled as the hook-up guy, then no one would take you seriously.
15- Honesty, integrity, beauty, grace, strength, peace, and love is few words to describe gay souls, so flaunt it, spread it and work it baby!