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Gay or Straight?
What not to stress over a guy-wise! A desperate fix for the obvious cosmopolitan habits of gays and straights when you’re gaydar goes down! So who is on the queer list party, and who is wishing for Jessica Simpson to wash his car?!
THE CASPER BOYS
Queer as liberace
When a gay guy order something from Casper and gabmbienies' it’s not about the orgasm-food taste, but it’s also for the cute delivery boys |
STRAIGHT AS A VOLVO CARBut when a straight guy orders something from Casper…it’s all about the food. |
MAGAZINE STANDS
G.
At any magazine stand, a gay guy’s must see list is gossip, men’s and women’s fashion magazine, home and cooking stuff too, like seventeen, people, cosmopolitan… |
S.
While a straight guy’s must see magazine list is mostly computer, digital and games stuff, like PC world, EGM, computer games… |
THE NAILS TRICK
G.
When a gay guy wants to check up his nails, he throws them as far as he can so he’ll check them from afar, you know, for the edges, shape and all! |
S.
A straight guy won’t even notice that his nails need to be cut again until someone mention it, and he do, he fist up his hand to see if they need that. |
THE BRANDS
G.One of the must things in a gay guy wardrobe is the containment of atlest one branded item. |
S.A straight guy won’t even notice the brand of your jeans, he’s more into what the jeans is hugging! |