A Sexy Simpson:
Ooh how that frizzy hair falls down...
On an early start, she was the perfect child, yet growing up in a not so perfect family, with an a butt-scratching husband, a troublo kid, a goody-two shoes daughter and a fall-out baby, Marge Simpson handles the present well, as she did with her past and as well for the future, yet her past remains in some kind of a mystery for the press, she talks fearlessly about her past, way back to college days and the girl-gone crazy stage. We got to meet up with The Simpson movie star, and the face of Dove (just that one time!), here in the city Amman.
Dear Notebook: It's 2 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon in the Sheraton hotel, waiting for the sexy Simpson I admired the most as I grew up to talk to her about her sister coming out, her husband and children and so for her deepest dirtiest secrets. And as I'm flipping through tabloid papers I see her walking in rues of Paris's with her best old-pal, super model Linda Evangelista, in a new make-over. She definitely grew up to a softer woman; she shocked us down with her soft hair. I mean Merriam Farris once had the thought... And whilst everybody in the lobby were either pretending to be busy, or looking around for some company, Mrs. Simpson walks in the door, gleaming in that pineapple sexy tan! She looks around, and waves to me, and thoughts rush into my head... the woman that comes with an adventure is the woman to let her hair down! Margie talks to My.Kali about her internet fling, that one time at collage, and the village she's raising back at home! Ever Skyped with a Simpson?
My.Kali: Margie, can I call you Margie?
Marge Simpson (MS): Yea, boy I haven't heard someone pet-talk me for a while now, and after all, I kind of need it after such a crazy day.
My.Kali: We're so under the struck of you being here, I'm so glad to finally meet you... and here in Amman!
MS: I'm glad as well to be here in such a lovely country, the people have been so kind with me since my arrival. The country here is so clean, and wow how the people here are attractive, never knew. I had a walk earlier until it got ruined when some lady threw a hair spray at me from her car, I mean... ???
My.Kali: mmm Ok, anyways Margie, I'm such a big fan of yours; I mean you have no idea, but in general we seem to see you as this ordinary, balanced-ish and sorry for word, but playing-plain. Have you ever went crazy with something, or lived a spontaneous life?
MS: Oh [laughs], totally! Some people think the craziest thing I might do is to drink milk right out of the carton, but actually that can't be measured to strip teasing when I lost a bet, or shop lifting a bra from the mall with my girlfriends, or exchanging toilet paper for cigarette not to mention the crazier things I've done when I was in college, you could say "experiencing around"!
My.Kali: Tell us about your "experiencing around".
MS: Well, I once had this thing with my roommate Mindy, it was totally off base, got me by surprise and amazingly great. We shared feelings, inner secrets, and well, I can't tell you the rest! [Laughs]. But all I can say, thumbs up! Ironic hah?
My.Kali: Wow! You had a lesbian affair, that's so not like the Marge we know!
MS: I know right? But I believe that love doesn't have a limit, even when it comes to sexes, and what I shared with Mindy, will stay in my heart forever. But I'm not a lesbian; the whole thing, how it happened and my feelings back then, all got me by surprise. I mean I do read Homer's playboy when being in the bathroom, and they do discuss such things, women and body discoveries!
My.Kali: Did you have an inner conflict on choosing between Homer and Mindy?
MS: Kind of. I met Homer when I was working in this diner's drive through, and he was as special too. But let's face it, I'm not a lesbian, and Homer kind of hetro-sexualized his love in, and I fell in love ever since, with him and his flaws. People do tell me, they'd understand if I went gay, considering my husband, I just shrug it off!
My.Kali: [laughs], seeing as Homer is your husband, where do you go for a little pleasure?
MS: This is so embarrassing to tell, aside from internet porn, I believe that women do understand each other more than men do. And women know what level of intimacy they need and long for, and I share that with an internet friend, "Teri".
My.Kali: YOU HAVE A 'GIRL ON GIRL' INTIMATE CHATS WITH AN INTERNET FRIEND! You're on to shock me even more. Wow! What do you talk about really? And PS Teri does sound pornish!
MS: Hahaha, we talk about many things; we talk about desires, sex, feelings, sometimes secrets, problems, experiences, and between you and me (as if!), small dirty talks. We keep it on the net only, private and quiet. We keep our hands (I was thinking fingers!) to ourselves!
My.Kali: What do you think Homer would react to all of this, finds out, or read all this?
MS: Please, Homer snooping around a gay magazine, I don't think so. Although he reads my cosmopolitan magazines when I'm not looking [Laughs], which he thinks I don't know! But I think he'll be okay with it. Sometimes I think he'll be jealous, and sometimes I think he'll ask for a threesome, but, no, I'm joking. He'll probably try his best to fulfill my needs. Anyways he'll know from me sooner or later.
Dear Notebook: It's 2 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon in the Sheraton hotel, waiting for the sexy Simpson I admired the most as I grew up to talk to her about her sister coming out, her husband and children and so for her deepest dirtiest secrets. And as I'm flipping through tabloid papers I see her walking in rues of Paris's with her best old-pal, super model Linda Evangelista, in a new make-over. She definitely grew up to a softer woman; she shocked us down with her soft hair. I mean Merriam Farris once had the thought... And whilst everybody in the lobby were either pretending to be busy, or looking around for some company, Mrs. Simpson walks in the door, gleaming in that pineapple sexy tan! She looks around, and waves to me, and thoughts rush into my head... the woman that comes with an adventure is the woman to let her hair down! Margie talks to My.Kali about her internet fling, that one time at collage, and the village she's raising back at home! Ever Skyped with a Simpson?
My.Kali: Margie, can I call you Margie?
Marge Simpson (MS): Yea, boy I haven't heard someone pet-talk me for a while now, and after all, I kind of need it after such a crazy day.
My.Kali: We're so under the struck of you being here, I'm so glad to finally meet you... and here in Amman!
MS: I'm glad as well to be here in such a lovely country, the people have been so kind with me since my arrival. The country here is so clean, and wow how the people here are attractive, never knew. I had a walk earlier until it got ruined when some lady threw a hair spray at me from her car, I mean... ???
My.Kali: mmm Ok, anyways Margie, I'm such a big fan of yours; I mean you have no idea, but in general we seem to see you as this ordinary, balanced-ish and sorry for word, but playing-plain. Have you ever went crazy with something, or lived a spontaneous life?
MS: Oh [laughs], totally! Some people think the craziest thing I might do is to drink milk right out of the carton, but actually that can't be measured to strip teasing when I lost a bet, or shop lifting a bra from the mall with my girlfriends, or exchanging toilet paper for cigarette not to mention the crazier things I've done when I was in college, you could say "experiencing around"!
My.Kali: Tell us about your "experiencing around".
MS: Well, I once had this thing with my roommate Mindy, it was totally off base, got me by surprise and amazingly great. We shared feelings, inner secrets, and well, I can't tell you the rest! [Laughs]. But all I can say, thumbs up! Ironic hah?
My.Kali: Wow! You had a lesbian affair, that's so not like the Marge we know!
MS: I know right? But I believe that love doesn't have a limit, even when it comes to sexes, and what I shared with Mindy, will stay in my heart forever. But I'm not a lesbian; the whole thing, how it happened and my feelings back then, all got me by surprise. I mean I do read Homer's playboy when being in the bathroom, and they do discuss such things, women and body discoveries!
My.Kali: Did you have an inner conflict on choosing between Homer and Mindy?
MS: Kind of. I met Homer when I was working in this diner's drive through, and he was as special too. But let's face it, I'm not a lesbian, and Homer kind of hetro-sexualized his love in, and I fell in love ever since, with him and his flaws. People do tell me, they'd understand if I went gay, considering my husband, I just shrug it off!
My.Kali: [laughs], seeing as Homer is your husband, where do you go for a little pleasure?
MS: This is so embarrassing to tell, aside from internet porn, I believe that women do understand each other more than men do. And women know what level of intimacy they need and long for, and I share that with an internet friend, "Teri".
My.Kali: YOU HAVE A 'GIRL ON GIRL' INTIMATE CHATS WITH AN INTERNET FRIEND! You're on to shock me even more. Wow! What do you talk about really? And PS Teri does sound pornish!
MS: Hahaha, we talk about many things; we talk about desires, sex, feelings, sometimes secrets, problems, experiences, and between you and me (as if!), small dirty talks. We keep it on the net only, private and quiet. We keep our hands (I was thinking fingers!) to ourselves!
My.Kali: What do you think Homer would react to all of this, finds out, or read all this?
MS: Please, Homer snooping around a gay magazine, I don't think so. Although he reads my cosmopolitan magazines when I'm not looking [Laughs], which he thinks I don't know! But I think he'll be okay with it. Sometimes I think he'll be jealous, and sometimes I think he'll ask for a threesome, but, no, I'm joking. He'll probably try his best to fulfill my needs. Anyways he'll know from me sooner or later.