10 Questions To Ask
1- Would you still be my friend if I bought a pair of shoes called "Niko" and wore them?
The funny concept: You put him in a position to choose whether he’ll be your friend, or not, by not standing those fake sneakers!
2- Could you please return my "Mean Girls" DVD back?
The funny concept: Mean Girls is a very common movie for shallow people to watch, guess who’re their fav character? Everyone but Lindsay Lohan!
3- Do you wish to be Paris Hilton's little brother?
The funny concept: Who could be shallower, bitchier and richer than Paris Hilton?
4- I just love your new kittens Dolce and Gabbana. What pet shop you bought them from again?
The funny concept: Making fun of naming pets after international brands. Like why would someone name his cats D&G?!?
5- Didn't you wear this shirt last week?
The funny concept: Watching what he wears day-by-day and realizing repeated worn items, and pointing at it, will drive him crazy, not just because you caught him wearing a piece twice, but because you’re shallower than him!!!
6- I heard a rumor that you were shopping from No3man Mall the other day. Is that true?
The funny concept: Forget the fact you’ve putten him in a circle of thoughts that people were actually discussing his not-so-true visit to such an average mall, but only focus on the reactions for your own fun!!
7- Whose your favorite character on Ugly Betty?
The funny concept: Ugly Betty is famous for its materialistic contents and characters. Choosing a character will be easy for him since he’s not picking anyone from Betty’s family!
8- Would you date a guy/girl who has difficulty speaking English?
The funny concept: Shallow people do draw attention in their profiles, when they require “speaking English” is a must, because it’s a trend and cool and all the shallow boys “do it”, and separates the cool people from the not-so-cool people “in their minds”. Don’t forget its Hollywood very first language, now that’s a long story to explain…
9- Have you ever taken a bus to down town or up town?
The funny concept: Watching his reaction deny even thinking about it, now that’s a movie!
10- Are you mumbling Madonna’s song “Material Girl”?
The funny concept: It’s a material song, with material lyrics, so do the math!
P.S. all the questions and the concepts do point the shallow side in your friend’s, so if he didn't get it by now, he’s way over his head with superficiality!
Who also superficial? Well...
Who could be more self-absorbed or selfish or shallow than Chuck Bass (<Left), Ed Westwick, from Gossip Girl. What Chuck is all about one circle that he evolves around pretty much all the time; lies, cheating, deceiving and manipulating others. And other than playing around, he is funny when it gets to sports, where he utterly wears over-fashion wears to look the part pretty much in any sport than actually getting his body sweat from actually playing! And instead of worrying were his snobby attitude is leading him to, he get himself dirty with all the gossip in the show!